Welcome back for another round of why cats suck.
As you can see, the cats feel a frequent need to kill things and bring them to the side porch, apparently with the thought process that we'll be excited to find a squirrel in the middle stages of rigor mortis or a mouse body several inches away from a mouse head. You can probably guess that we are not, in fact, fans of these gifts.
However, we would not be averse to finding that these jackass cats actually did something useful, like killing the mouse that is currently living somewhere in the kitchen!! Seriously? You morons can hunt down mice around the neighborhood, but you can't find a single one that is restricted to a single room? Absolutely useless...
-Jon
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