Sunday, January 30, 2011

Random Depressing Things

Apparently part of getting older is finding out that everything that was/is awesome is going to somehow let you down. For instance:
  • Mick Jagger is 67 years old.
  • Topanga is clearly on steroids.
  • Teen Mom is a popular TV show.
  • Jersey Shore is a popular TV show.
  • V stayed on the air and Flashforward got canceled.
  • I will never invent a time machine. Or I will invent one, but I'll turn into a huge douchebag and not use it to go back in time and give it to me now. Come on, future Jon, I need some sweet time traveling so that I can make the financial moves necessary to allow you the capital to produce the time machine later!
That is actually only a very small part of a brainful of sadness, but Slick has to verbally dissect some pop garbage tomorrow and he didn't want to have back to back lyrical posts. Or maybe he did. I only caught a short part of the conversation.

-Jon
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  1. Pat the InternJanuary 31, 2011 at 2:31 PM

    Also, Kesha is popular, that is really depressing.

    And 5th grade kids I have in my after school program watch Jersey Shore and got into an argument with me about it being an accurate portrayal of adults.

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  2. JonJanuary 31, 2011 at 3:45 PM

    Never argue with kids. Just explain to them that they are stupid and everything they say is wrong. Because they're stupid.

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